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Unicorn Snot

“Unicorn snot is my secret ingredient. Once I wake up in the morning, the first thing I reach for on my bedside table is my tube of unicorn snot. It refreshes my face and elbows, and help balance my yang. As an influencer, its important that I believe in the products I talk about, and I strongly believe in the restorative powers of this miracle cream. My wife uses the snot for her eczema, and has enjoyed amazing results with it––you should see her ying!”


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