Fuck off frogs

I’m a little teapot

Short and foul mouthed

I don’t like children

Or cats in my house

I don’t like horses,

Piss off dogs,

Rack off people

And fuck off frogs

***

A sailor went out to sea, sea, sea

Because he wanted to have a great big wee

He struggled and heaved

But couldn’t relieve

So he went back to port and died of infection